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Teacher:Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
Maria:Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class:Maria.
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Teacher:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John:You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie:Me!
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Teacher:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
Millie:I is..
Teacher:No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
Millie:All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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Teacher:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
Harold: A teacher
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Jane came home from school feeling upset.Sensing something was wrong.Mother asked Jane, "What happened?"

Jane cried to Mother,"I was punished for something that i didn't do!"

Mother was furious and wanted to talk to the teacher about the matter."So,"she enquired,"what was it that you didn't do?"

Jane replied,"My homework."
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JUST TO SHARE WITH YOU ><
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Smile Aways,
PEISHAN